sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

“Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created.” — Yoko Ono, 1977  (via bl-ossomed)

I want to be someone’s favourite person to talk to.

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

newmaserati:

Reblog this if you think Taylor Swift is flawless as fuck

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

reattachment:

If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go

ohsoswiftly:

shouldvesaidnoshouldvegonehome:

 I got injured. Usually it just bruises up. Call in the understudy.

Call in the understudy lol

jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

sweeterthanfictionn:

friendly reminder that students aged 15-18 will be spending the next few months constantly crying so give them a hug if you see one