derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

Jul 31 21:49 ( 357421 )
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@taylorswift13: finding wings in new york city.

Jul 31 17:27 ( 243 )
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dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

Jul 31 17:10 ( 113187 )
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thinkingyourfutureisme:

remember when taylor said shut the fuck up to selena last year on vmas and directioners attacked us good times

remember when taylor wore clothes and was apparently wearing the same clothes as harry styles and directioners attacked us good times 

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ed-sheeran:

it’s 2014 and people still think taylor swift is teaching girls that all there is to life is dating boys when she’s over here leaving comments like this

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Jul 31 16:47 ( 844 )

takeabreaths:

is taylor swift a professional singer/songwriter or a supermodel no one knows anymore

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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

Jul 31 13:32 ( 107909 )

barackobotm:

the american school system 

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Jul 31 13:05 ( 73058 )
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how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer

do you know what happens when i get near a computer

Jul 31 12:04 ( 518907 )
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davispetrashNot only is she an amazing artist but tonight she was an even better chef! Thanks for the wonderful dinner tonight @taylorswift (x)

Jul 31 11:45 ( 1764 )
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